Your hapless waiter arrives at your table while speaking on his cellphone. As he fills your drink, he tastes the wine straight from another bottle. He loudly questions the quality of the food and soon drops a tray of metal pans. As he asks your table's occupants to assist him with the dishes, you ask yourself, "Is this guy for real?" Add your name to the long list of event attendees who have... MORE

Meal Program & Short Program	$4,000
Extended Program (Q&A, Customer Service)	$5,000

dynami

Dupont

California Special Districts Association

Thanks so much for suggesting Don Pryor to entertain us at our recent conference in San Antonio. The moment we were seated for dinner the antics began. Several people came to my table laughing hysterically even before the meal was served stating that if the waiter was not part of the entertainment for the evening, we were all in for an additional treat. He certainly kept us all in stitches the entire evening. I was part of the Joke Telling portion of Don's program. What a blast! His funeral procession joke about two caskets, a dog on a leash and eighty men single file cracked everyone up. All his jokes are tasteful and hilarious. Don has a way of judging personalities of guests and "serving" each table in the appropriate manner. When the smartaleck of our group caught on and tossed a roll to him, Don purposefully refused to catch it, said "Don't harass the waiters," turned and walked off, leaving the guest to go across the room to retrieve the roll. Perfect! The evening was a great success due in part to Don Pryor, "The Dumb Waiter."